Etiquette (and Warfare) for the Modern Swamp Monster

I’m excited to have a new story up on 365 Tomorrows! Here’s a little bit about it:

Navigating the complex and treacherous world of office politics is difficult for anyone. But when you’re an ancient and terrifying swamp monster, starting a new job in the big city is full of frustrating pitfalls and cringe-inducing misadventures. Join Slodge the Almighty (or, as he calls himself in our world, Derek) as he is introduced to the unwritten rules of human life.

You can read it for free here.